Improper Brewery
Proudly Brewed on the Wrong Side of the Line
Where Proper ends and the good times begin.
No snobs allowed. Flip-flops mandatory.
The Rules We Break
Same water. Same breeze. Way fewer rules.
Proper
HOA-approved quiet hours
Dress code enforced
No pets over 20 lbs
Generic beer names
Proper attitude required
Improper
Live music that goes past 9 p.m.
Flip-flops mandatory
Dogs the size of ponies welcome
Beers with names your HOA would hate
Sunset views without the Proper attitude
Choose your side. We chose ours.
Why Improper?
Real dogs welcome (not just purse puppies)
Bring the lab, the mutt, or the Great Dane. We've got room to run.
Live music that actually goes past 9 p.m.
Because some of us don't turn into pumpkins at sunset.
Epic local eats lineup every weekend
Oysters, BBQ, tacos — real Gulf Coast flavor, zero chain nonsense.
Beers with names your HOA would hate
We checked — they definitely hate them.
Front-row seats to the Blue Angels Sunday show
That 2 p.m. flyover hits different with a cold one in your hand.
Prime golf-course views (they get the ladies' tea parties)
We'll take cold beer on the patio over finger sandwiches any day.
Join the Improper 500
The first 500 locals to sign up become Founding Members and get:
- ✓Lifetime 10% off everything
- ✓Invite to the secret pre-opening party (yes, free beer)
- ✓Your name permanently etched on our "Wall of Impropriety"
- ✓First dibs on every time we drop limited cans
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What We're Brewing
IMPROPER
Properly Confused Hazy IPA
6.8% ABV
Hazy enough to hide your secrets, hoppy enough to forget them.